Misanthropic Boy (cureforyourpain) wrote in pc_clan,
Misanthropic Boy

Dead Babies

Here are some dead baby jokes.

Q: Whats small, goes around in circles and taps on the window ?
A: Baby in a microwave

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A dead baby

Q: What's green and sits in the corner?
A: Same baby two weeks later

Q: Whats small, brown, and spits ?
A: Baby in a frying pan

Q: Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first ?
A: So you can watch it's expression change.

Q: How do you get a dead baby across the street?
A: Staple it to a chicken.

Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Take your foot off its head. or
A: One scoop of dead baby and three scoops of ice cream.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a telephone booth?
A: Blender

Q: How do you get them out?
A: Straw

Q: What's black and blue and smokes in the corner?
A: A baby chewing on an extention cord.

Q: What's small, red, and can't turn corners?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.

Q: What is pink, red and silver and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q: What's sicker than driving over a baby?
A: Skidding

Q: What's even sicker?
A: Picking it out of the tires

Q: What gets shorter & shorter and redder & redder?
A: A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler.

Q: What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of oats?
A: You can't use a pitchfork in oats.

Q: what's worse than a hundred dead babies on the back of a truck?
A: 100 dead babies on the back of a truck and a live one eating its way out from the bottom?

Why do the doctors always have a bowl of hot water nearby when they deliver babies? So that if the baby dies, they can make some soup.
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